Emergency Flounder Meeting

The whole Floundering Flounder Society is floundering, but of course they would be. Their name says it all, and look at their motto - "Flat Fish with Flat Attitudes". All of the fish who use the clown stretch car are members, so they came to the emergency meeting in the usual way. Some of the "girls" opted out of riding on the roof, so they rode in on the coat tails of their only talking point. I'm talking about Dr. Bora Boring, Can Folder, and a few of the hacks' wives. The emergency meeting was called to order, then they got down to the emergency questions for discussion. Could they make their only talking point any emptier or false? Could they stretch the point out all summer to avoid doing any real work? And what about chowder head soup for lunch? As usual, the meeting floundered.